Fema, I need some mo milk, cuz my mik wint bad. It smull BAD, I have null milk. Need Milk bad.

I got no mo ice, cuz my refidga-rada wint bad. Need a Nu refidga-rada, cuz it smell bad, cuz food went bad. took the fidga-rada outside cuz it smull bad, somebody stole it. Need a nu fidga-radar, need a nu milk, and some ham, and some cheese, and some eggs, and some bacon need all nu food cuz it wint bad. FEMA, need a nu wroof, cuz my wroof gawt leaks in it. Got water leaking on my head, got my head wet, got my bed wet, got my socks wet. Need a wroof, cuz my wrroof got leaks in it. Need to get a new wroof with no leaks in it. Cuz all my clothes iz wet, got my wallet wet, got my check wet, need a nu check - can’t cash my check, cuz my chek is wet. Need a nu job, cuz my job got wet, cuz they got a leaks in the wroof…FEMA, my KIDZ is wet, tey smell bad, took them outside andand somebody took my kidz, FEMA need nu kidz!

Hello FEMA?

She will drive you nuts! and charge your volts!
Can’t live with’em, can’t live with’out’em!!!!