JUST IN! Get’em while they last!!!!!

Fema, I need some mo milk, cuz my mik wint bad. It smull BAD, I have null milk. Need Milk bad.

I got no mo ice, cuz my refidga-rada wint bad. Need a Nu refidga-rada, cuz it smell bad, cuz food went bad. took the fidga-rada outside cuz it smull bad, somebody stole it. Need a nu fidga-radar, need a nu milk, and some ham, and some cheese, and some eggs, and some bacon need all nu food cuz it wint bad. FEMA, need a nu wroof, cuz my wroof gawt leaks in it. Got water leaking on my head, got my head wet, got my bed wet, got my socks wet. Need a wroof, cuz my wrroof got leaks in it. Need to get a new wroof with no leaks in it. Cuz all my clothes iz wet, got my wallet wet, got my check wet, need a nu check - can’t cash my check, cuz my chek is wet. Need a nu job, cuz my job got wet, cuz they got a leaks in the wroof…FEMA, my KIDZ is wet, tey smell bad, took them outside andand somebody took my kidz, FEMA need nu kidz!

Hello FEMA?